I guess I just ain’t relationship material…
I’m really about to just be like fuck these hoes Forreal…
When you do that it’s always that one chick that thinks she can change you…
if you’re good looking and you talk to me first, the only thing going through my mind is:
ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets
one time i was in brooklyn and i saw all these black scary guys wearing a red bandanas and i said “i think they’re a gang” to my little sister and then the leader was like “MAN WE AINT NO GANG WE’RE AN A CAPELLA GROUP.”
Never judge a book by its cover.